Why Did The Mexican Push His Wife Off A Cliff?

4 Oct

That’s a rubbish joke.
Do you know what else is rubbish?
My Mexican night.

I’ve discussed my love for food from this country before here. So I won’t do it again. But I do love it…
I decided a TexMex night was way overdue (and I do love my themed nights) so bought an Old El Paso nachos kit (no sniggers at the back please) and some chicken, corn and rice, I mean how hard could it be to throw all that together?
I also had some hot sauce so knew whatever happened I could just smother everything in that.
Anyway the nachos kit does not work – it emerged from the oven a lumpen mass of crunchy blanket. If you want nachos go to Chiquitos.
Chicken and rice is just chicken and rice and the roasted peppers, courgettes and red onions side?
Well let’s just forget that ever happened shall we?
MexicanHot sauce anyone?

Oh and the punchline is ‘Tequila!’ btw for anyone still waiting for it.

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